Well, this is a first! On the newest episode of the Insatiable Content Podcast, I'm joined by none other than my Very Special Lady Friend (TM), Kate Simon, who despite her best judgment agreed to watch the new Michael Bay-Jake Gyllenhaal film "Ambulance" with me. To say this movie is bad is being generous. It's a ludicrously plotted, completely incoherent action-thriller that is gloriously unintentionally funny. After first premiering a new show segment "Favorite or Garbage," in which Kate explains why my cereal habits make me a monster, we break down just why "Ambulance" is so, so, so bad, with highlights that include:

• Why you should never hit on a woman in her workplace
• Gyllenhaal's inexplicable yelling
• Why painting an ambulance green isn't a great tactical decision when in engaged in a high speed chase
• Whether unconditional love entails overlooking your partner's numerous felonies

Listen now so you can experience the movie without, you know, actually having to watch it!