Chocolate and flowers are okay, but your Valentine might like something hand-made. Caitlin and Jenny got crafty with some unique ways to occupy your time when you're not reading Infinite Jest.

Origami hearts folding instructions: http://www.origami-instructions.com/origami-hearts.html

Papier-mâché piñata instructions: https://www.thespruce.com/how-to-make-a-paper-mache-pinata-1252617

The Outrage: https://www.the-outrage.com/

Rebecca J. Carlson: http://rebeccajcarlson.com/index.html

The Journal of Extraneous Scientific Topics: http://rebeccajcarlson.com/jest/

Arthur Crudup bio: http://msbluestrail.org/blues-trail-markers/arthur-crudup