On this podcast, there's only one man who can save Christmas, and his name is Ernest P. Worrell. But sadly this is not an Ernest podcast, so Ryan and Dan have to spend an hour trapped in a car with Kirk Cameron while he tells them about the real meaning of Christmas. And what is that meaning? Nutcrackers are Roman soldiers, Christmas trees are crosses, and Santa Claus is a vigilante who beats up Christians who disagree with him (and that's okay!). If your holiday traditions felt like they were missing something, this movie will fill that emptiness with a totally joyless blooper reel and enough slow motion to put a sloth in therapy.