Special guest Ben Sledge has Tolkein tattoos, so is clearly the only choice to sign us up for the fellowship and trek across Middle Earth in a great quest to discover what the rings actually are. We also learn more than we ever wanted to about the forgotten film script in which Boromir and Aragorn share a kiss, and orgasms can revive the dead.

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