Luke Likes 'Yes, Please'

Yes please, yes please, yes please. So when you travel, when you travel and you speak English, you speak English, you do say 'yes, please, yes, yes, I need your help please, I need your help please' quite often, quite often.

Yes you do say that, you do say it, you do say it, for example a ticket, a ticket please, an adult ticket, adult one adult ticket please, or a glass of water please, a glass of water, a glass of wine, maybe a glass of wine please, or the bill please, the bill, the bill please, the bill please. Oh wow, we do need help when we travel, yeah, we do.

So yes please is not, is not the only way, the only, the only way to do that. Can I have, can I have, can I have, can I have your name please? Can I have your name please? Can I have a blanket? Can I have a blanket please? Can I have a blanket?

Well I don't ask that, I have my own blanket, obviously I do, you know that, What else, what else. Can I have the Wi-Fi code, the Wi-Fi code please, Wi-Fi code please? Can I have the number, the number please? Can I have the number please?

And also can I get, can I get, can I get? Can I get an extra chair please? Can I get an extra, extra chair please? Yeah I just need two, I need two, yeah, whatever. Can I get the address, can I get the address please?

Can I have, can I get, can I have, can I get. Very practical, very very practical. Oh no, oh no, there isn't any shampoo, there isn't any shampoo left, any shampoo. Can you get me some shampoo please? Can you get me, can you get me some shampoo please?

Oh there is only one blanket, there is only one blanket. Can you get me, can you get me a blanket? One extra blanket please, can you get me one extra blanket? And I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry. Can you get me, can you get me something to eat, can you get me something to eat please?

Can you get me something to drink? I'm thirsty, I want to drink, I'm thirsty. Can you get me something to drink please? And I have a horrible headache, I have a horrible headache, Can you get me some aspirin? can you get me some pills please? Can you get me some painkiller, some painkiller please?

Can you get me, so can you get me, can you get me. Can you open the window? Can you bring...? Can you explain please? Can you bring...? Can you read it once again please? Can you give me...? and so on, and so on.

There is one more, one more 'please', one more 'please'. I would like, I would like, I'd like, I'd like, I would like. I would like some coffee, I'd like some coffee, I'd like some water, I'd like some peace and quiet please. Oh wow, that sounds very passive aggressive, I think.

I would like, I'd like, I would like some music, I'd like some music please. Yeah, hey, would you like, would you like some music? Yes, please. Would you like some coffee? Yes, please. Would you like some green tea? Oh, I would love that, I would love that,

Would you like, would you, would you, would you like to. Would you like to listen to some music? Or would you like to watch something? Oh, yeah, sounds good, sounds good. Would you like to record a podcast with me? Would you like to? Yeah, I'd like to do that,

I would like you to record this podcast with me, I'd like you to travel with me, to go with me, I would like you to listen to this podcast, I'd like you to learn English with this podcast, and I would like you, I would like you to use it in your life, use it please.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!