Happy new year .  Nino pulls up for the first rendition of the pod in 2022. A woman had a fetus in her kidney, japan has screens you can lick, there's a case of sexual assault in the metaverse and a sexual predator cons 400 women by posing as a gynecologist. we also learn that Nino is a scammer, I don't have enough problems to pay somebody to listen, there's a three chair threshold to eating pussy and our new year resolutions are the same as last year's but different. we end the pod with a very important question, how many times should you have sex with someone to attend their funeral. Hit play and enjoy.