This week we're watching Gravity Falls, a mystery and monster-of-the-week-ish cartoon. We discuss... well, Twilight, mostly. And what the proper opposite of "retroactive" is. Also, we're out here asking the important questions, the questions you really care about, such as: What would you do when confronted with five gnomes? How many horrible misogynistic gnomes would you deal with in exchange for eternal life? And just how many gnomes does it take to form one (1) decent and completely normal man? The answers to these questions are crucial to your survival in Gravity Falls. Will Natasha convince Jessica that it is a good idea to watch a cartoon that is probably just a huge Twilight fanfic? You'll have to listen to find out.

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Intro and outro music is Feelin Good by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)