This episode needed very little editing after I sat down and I regret not doing it sooner. It takes a serious foray into the world of me hating tiktok and content creation but simultaneously being tethered to it, long after my demise most likely. Maybe the generations starting with millennial should all put clauses that in our will “immediately delete all my accounts upon my demise”. There’s some funny lore about Alan’s origination of his name and background plus the usual weirdness.

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/dna-test-horror-stories-february-2024