I got the HBO job.  Apparently I was hired by the hottest director in commercials.  Not bad.  That was Monday.  I had an audition Tuesday and came back to get into my car but it wasn’t there.  Oh.  So, let’s get this straight: my car is gone, my kids need to be picked up at school and my house keys are in the car.  Great.  Luckily, my friend Tim was available to pick me up and take me to the Santa Monica Police Department.  They didn’t have my car.  So, now what?

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