We're taking next week off, so grab it while you can.  And by "it," I mean the special brand of homespun talkery that only this crew can deliver.  This week, we discuss the satisfaction of "having a guy."  We give more attention to chewing gum than anybody since Burt Reynolds in 1979.  We spend way too much keeping pets alive.  And we get to your YAF Sack emails at [email protected] and YAF Line calls at (626) 657-6428.