The only failure is not learning from failure, maybe space and time are not the same thing, nostril deep in the soup, the dvd logo as a standin for a tesseract, the story of the 10mm socket, and an upended table.

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Photo of the upended table

Intro music: Stuck in the Middle with You by Steeler's Wheel

Outro music: For Your Love, by The Yardbirds