In this week's Chubstep Pat and Jrad discuss the best sort of sash to attract attention in Las Vegas, coyote attacks in Chicago, a way to beat the 'all you can eat sushi' system, listen emails including using phallic graffiti positively and songs that should have sequels, the rideshare tax, hosting a classy brunch, the NFL playoffs, and the latest trends in weddings including how to keep a mancard.