Bitcoin has a new nickname on this show — the PDF coin — because one host is dead serious that Jeffrey Epstein bankrolled Satoshi. Elsewhere in the chaos: buying the XRP dip at $1.23, going all-in on ICP before staking it forever, a live Nasdaq trade flipping a $3K loss into a $6K win, Kevin Warsh's Fed nomination, $12 ground beef, and one deeply unfortunate catfish story.