On this episode of American Riot Season 3: Episode 2: Gun Control, our hero descends to the depths of Europe to extract a piece of paper that reads, "Negativo" from his nostrils in order to return home. Meanwhile, trouble is afoot in America as violence erupts across the nation. Our hero, unable to step passed the law enforcement picket line, is restricted from providing thoughts and prayers. The violence spreads to the streets of cities across the country as men assault other men with rubber daggers in rainbow crosswalks. The stench of fish awakens Nancy Pelosi, who remembers to inject Virgo Rising into her varicose veins to deliver a heartfelt speech on LGBTQ+ issues, while simultaneously leaving the Republican house majority leader on read in regards to saving children from getting blown away in their classrooms.