A.D.D. History

2.4 Goofy Genesis, Part 2: Abraham And The Boys


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Abraham is the father of the three largest religions on Earth. This character is pretty important, whether he existed or not, though i think he probably did in some way.

P.S. I hope this episode comes out alright, i really need to leave and i didn't get a chance to listen to the finished product. I move mountains for you people, but I'm happy to do it. You're welcome, Humanity.

Highlights:

Abe leaves home at the age of 75.

He establishes that the West Bank belongs to him and his children, sparking 6,000 years of warfare.

He tells a Pharaoh his wife is his sister, but it's only half a lie, because she's only half a sister.

Sodom and Gomorrah get blown up, and maybe that actually happened.

Abe does a lot of other stuff, then he dies.

I got places to be. If you're reading this and you're disappointed, just listen to the episode, and I'll just rant to you there. Cheers, Humans!

With Love,

Wilson King.

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A.D.D. HistoryBy Wilson King