Heavy. Black. Death. Doom. Funeral. No, this week's episode isn't about America's future, it's about metal! We are joined this week by Greg Acampora, drummer for the instrumental doom stoner metal band Clouds Taste Satanic. We debate whether or not Celine Dion would be a good metal singer, what other sub-genres of metal could exist, and come up with the best metal band name of all time.