Well, it's finally here. Christmas. And to celebrate, we here at Super Pee Pee Time have gotten you a wonderfully under-prepared gift. The magical tale of "A Miracle on 34th Street" as only two weirdos who haven't seen the film can tell it. We answer all the big questions:

--Will Virginia get her wish (i.e. to have her mother transformed into a mythical creature)

--Will Cade figure out how to use his voice changing device?

--Will anything actually happen?

WHO KNOWS? Honestly, we were there and aren't totally sure.

Listen, enjoy, subscribe on iTunes or wherever, and tell a friend who needs nonsense during this holiday nightmare we call Christmas!