"911, what's your emergency?" The emergency here is Lauren and Rachel have only seen three episode of 9-1-1 (and not even the same episodes - Lauren's a screw up, don't worry about it). You know what that sounds like - it's another shitsorting episode! We're joined this week by Hailee of former Outlander shitsorting fame and Illy, our graphic designer and the BIRTHDAY GIRL. Wish her a happy birthday. And then go watch 9-1-1, it'll make her happy. Our sorting victims this week, after much deliberation, were Eddie and Buck, of Buddie shipping fame. We hear they're the hottest thing on TV since Dean and Cas, so we were excited to check them out, and...it's another one of THOSE pairings. Tune in for an episode where Lauren and Rachel have no idea what they're talking about, Hailee and Illy do, and Hailee gets convinced of something else anyway (we love you Hailee). It's sort of 9-1-1!