Oh glorious day, we have a couple of Champs in the sub this week. George Make-Out champ Dunne and Sam LaTourette, the Ad Homonym Attack Show Champion, who dethroned Jeremy Sheer. Mike is hungover but pulls it together to find out the real questions like: how to attract vampires, what is Irish football, and what's it like at the Cleveland Heights hot spot "The Wine Cave". George also may have discovered a nearly unbeatable "Out-Do Me" noun. Look for U2's new album "U2-Gi-Oh". Thank you!