Eric paints and Jon does #nothingMuch. Riot profits more from *not* mining BitCoin (thanks #texas!), Microsoft releases 121 fixes for patch Tuesday, and a way to read uninitialized memory from CPU cache. For fun we have the Ig Nobel Prizes, and (thanks #science) how to use dead spider bodies as claw machines.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 11:57 - Riot Power Credits
• 13:47 - Hacking Fuel Pumps
• 19:43 - Patch Tuesday
• 23:07 - Æpic Leak
• 29:55 - Ig Nobel Prize
• 35:06 - Dead Spiders