Apologies for the potato audio in this one. A new microphone is in the mail!

OP doesn't realize that he's lucky to be dating a strong Amazonian redwood tree. A man who is ENTITLED TO RELIEVE HIMSELF NAKED IF HIS HEART SO DESIRES. Another man who wants to get his wife a special gift during quarantine. (Side note: Don't go the Lego website. You don't have that kind of money.) A fakeout makeout that solves one problem but creates another.

Twitter: @rYouSeriousPod

Email: [email protected]

Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo