Bitches I KNOW you don't read these because y'all failed the test last episode, but just in case you're new here and happen to find this episode... wow you have truly found a wild one to start out on, all titties must be strapped in for this one boozy babes. Lets get some alien schlong shall we? Happy smut episode slutz.

xoxo Brooke and Jada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover