Larry has news about actually working for a living. Jake saw Spider-man in a weird theater. Larry wants to know if he's a slob because he always wears athleisure wear. Haircuts are discussed. We live in a society and that comes with a responsibility to walk the correct way on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Jake wants to wear his smart watch more but doesn't want to do anything smart with it. Larry wants to read a book for once.