Its the quarter-centennial episode and Ty begins with a tale of firsts including spiny stones and drugs, Jason wants bologna stencils to vandalize cars, celebrity funerals are ruined, Nikes are burning and America learns nothing, and Jacob has a curious case of the hiccups.

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