On this episode of the highly anticipated quarter-life crisis 25th episode bonanza, our hero journeys to Ohio, where he is welcomed by a platoon of teachers. They drew their guns and threated to fire unless he took off his "my sister ate my homework" graphic tee. Once passed the boarder, our hero descended into the lair of governor Mike DeWine to discuss Lizzo's new hit single, "Grrrls". Appalled by the derogatory language, DeWine unleashed malaria on the crowd of the LGBTQ comedy special, "Stand Out". Zombified from the disease, the undead crowd made for Ohio, to destroy our hero once and for all. Luckily, he posted a bloody period to his Instagram story in the nick of time, and their anger was diffused.