A Patron story. Will’s bedroom time injury. Just so many dogs. AITA? Birds? Andrew’s number #1 promise to Will. You shouldn’t put that there. How to get away with a group of crows. Wouldn’t it be easier if everyone were lizards? I’ve got a monster. New flavor tests coming our way soon? Get on your goat and ride. Potassium is a hell of a metal. And of course, what would we be without the news?