In today's episode of "Captain Obvious Strikes Again," we find out that facial recognition on phones doesn't work when you're wearing a face covering and some people are perplexed. A man got angry a clerk wouldn't sell him cigarettes so he coughed in his face and said he had COVID-19. He was arrested. A meme is circulating that plagues repeat every 100 years. Here's why it's not 100% accurate. Breaking news from the White House! Trump is asked if he will pardon Joe Exotic!