Winter holidays are upon us, and we discuss the snow day spectacular Better Off Sled. We talk about the beautiful, powerful feminism of an epic snowball war, the intoxicating nature of a winter day with no plans whatsoever, that time that Miss Triple X-mas herself - AKA THE Todrick Hall - said he totally wanted to meet us and we have proof and we're sure he wasn't just being nice, no, not at all. Oh, and but also: Linda's crafting nightmares bring to mind the death of Jen's childhood dream of being a mime (cold cream is NOT pancake makeup, and don't you forget it).