Now hiring: Rodent Control/Emotional Support

Job Description: We are looking for a feline friend to join our crew aboard the SS WonderBinge. This position requires basic hunting and pouncing skills, sea legs, and minimal interaction with the rest of the crew. Personal tackle box, hammock, and ID will be issued upon hire date. Exceptional performance will be rewarded with titles, medals of honor, and biographies of your life. Please be advised that this position may include life-threatening circumstances, swimming, and sudden change of work location under different management. You may also be subject to having your name changed without being consulted.

Requirements: Extra toes, appetite for mice and rats, and tolerance of water