Daryus is openly rooting for the war to drag on so he can keep buying the Bitcoin dip — and he's calling it now: Dubai is finished, Internet Computer Protocol is the future, and Xbox is dead. Meanwhile Keith deleted his $200-a-month OpenAI account over autonomous weapons, both hosts torch Joe Rogan mid-shoutout, and a real estate bro gets dared to call in and defend houses against the S&P 500 and Ethereum.