Welcome to the second episode of the second season of horizontal with lila, the podcast about intimacy recorded while lying down. 

In this episode, I lie down with my sweet friend Fiona. Fiona is an architecture student, a first generation Nuyorican, a bisexual woman, and one of the most deliciously sensual humans I’ve ever known. At the time of this recording, she had recently trained as a tantrika and was giving erotic massage at a Tantric Temple, which is where she headed right after we finished recording … she was late!

Since then, has retired that persona, feeling that, while she fully supports the rights of women to do tantric sex work, it wasn’t for her. However, she’s dabbled in educational sex work as well, and really enjoys being a demonstration model in an intimate environment — for instance, showcasing hands-on sexual techniques during workshops given by the sex educator Kenneth Play.

This episode was recorded on a marathon day of podcasting in my friend Owen’s basement — which is far less creepy than it sounds, as his basement is a combined recording studio and mother-in-law suite with a queen-sized bed, making it perfect for horizontal.

Fiona holds the record at the Villa for having sex with the most housemates. It seems that everyone is attracted to her! And, lucky for them, she enjoys many flavors of human. Also ... some of my housemates are— very good at sharing.

In the first part of our episode together, we talk about being child-free, various forms of birth control, swallowing come, tumblebugging, and coming out as poly.

If you enjoy lying down with us, become a patron of the horizontal arts. Patreon, the website that gives artists a platform to crowdsource income, can make it possible for a modern day broadcaster-golightly, such as myself, to make independent, uncensored, and, to this day, ad-free work. For five dollars a month I’ll add you to my secret FB group, where I post behind-the-scenes photos and curate the most fascinating articles about love, sex, and relationships. There are lots of other perks as well, like free tickets to live horizontal storytelling shows, where you can lie down with us in person. Right now, you’ll just have to pretend.

You know how to pretend, right? You just put your mind to it … and come lie down with us.

Credit where credit is due:

This episode was edited by Chad Michael Snavely, podcast impresario. Check out his impressive catalogue on chadmichael.com. My lovely cover art is by Shana Shay, hire her through 99designs.com. And my congratulations to the creator of my theme music, Alan Markley, plasticcannons on Instagram, on becoming a father.

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