The Berkshires descend into the screaming match we were all waiting for - fragmented into proxy wars (don't encourage into a cold war metphor on this one). Key takeaways: Upgrade your wineware with rainbow fish to achieve Nirvana, finally our love of Elyse seems to be echoed by the Public At Large and Sonja - and her place in the blue book - must be protected at all costs.

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