On this new and exciting episode of Two Girls One Uterus, our hero descends upon Washington D.C. to meet the young and in-touch leaders of our great nation. "The Supreme Court", as they call themselves, greeted him with a pride flag and asked if he could film their new Tik Tok to introduce the verdict of Roe v. Wade. He accepted, and they began to dance in a ritualistic cadence. Each Justice wore a different color of the rainbow, informed their audience of their preferred pronouns, and then chanted, in unison, "SPREAD THEM LEGS AND PUSH, PUSH, PUSH... WE COMMAND THAT BABY TO CLIMB OUT YO BUSH!" Upon hearing the reveal, our hero was devastated. He rushed out of the courthouse into a sea of religious fanatics and blue-haired teenagers, where he was tossed around and surfed across the crowd. Our champion escaped unscathed, but vowed to return to fight... after watching the new season of The Umbrella Academy.