This week Mike and Ryan pump up, shoot up, ride, and laugh as we celebrate the HBO Sports Mockumentary Tour de Pharmacy starring John Cena, a film that knows how to properly feature a flacid penis.  

Also, Mike lusts after our biggest fan, alienates the fine citizens of South El Monte, we settle the controversy of the SCC Rap Battle Twitter Poll, we discuss  Gypsy curses, and the Wrestlemaniaesque grandeur of Metallica live.

Get in the ring Mother Fucker!