The V8 Supercar season closes with Jamie Whincup grabbing his 5th title whilst the Z Man is left to rue the day he ever laid eyes on the raer of Rodney Janes Dunlop Series car. Harty and Morkyn have managed to get themselves to Yas Marina without any satnav to do a show with our famous Middle Eastern correspondant Theo aka Mister Squiggle. Sitting at Stars and Bars having a coldie the dreaded hookahs appear whilst we desperately try to keep on the subject of sportscar racing.