To Calaveras we go with a story about a man who did a hit and run on a pedestrian on purpose and was later found at that same intersection tied to a pole. There continues to be some weird stuff going on in CO, including folks impersonating police enforcing stay at home orders and people lying about being pulled over by police for not being home. Yes. It's confusing. We explain. Disney Legend Paul Newman writes a social distancing song to remind you not to spread your germs. Jeff Besos tours an Amazon facility and a Whole Foods. Unclear if he manages to pull of being "one of the guys." Tiger Woods' caddie is the center of a lawsuit by a Florida man seeking $30k for being "assaulted." Video suggests otherwise. F-22s intercept Russian maritime recon near Alaska. NORAD announces on Twitter.