I believe that children are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the… OK, in all seriousness, I realize that having my daughter on the show is incredibly self-indulgent, but I’ve been imagining this day since before she was born. I always wondered what kinds of conversations we’d have as she got older and, honestly, they’re even better than I had hoped. This is a small snapshot of the way her mind works and her thoughts on her world. I realize she’s my kid and I’m highly biased, but I hope you enjoy it.

Also on the show:

* Trump rescinds DACA, continues his cartoon villain bashing of minorities

* Woman on Tinder date gets stuck in a window while trying to retrieve her poo

* Dirtbag of the week: Martin Shkreli (Pharma Bro) selling $2 million Wu-Tang Clan album

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