Now I don't know which mad cap scientist with a corporate ear

Was the first to remark Sentient water! Hey, what a good idea.

But it honestly has to rank in the top three bad ideas this decade.

Right after the sandpaper toothbrush and interns not being paid.

The original justification was dubious at best.

There's water scarcity and abundance, it's clear humans have made a mess

In trying to sort out where to put water on this land

So why don't we let the water come up with a plan.

So we did. We gave it brain and senses and existential dread

And we tried to let water sort out its own future instead.

Naturally it fled. Very quickly, at high speed. Away from humanity.

So began to great water hunt, and the start of our insanity.

Now, don't let me pretend that it wasn't a little bit fun.

Pursuing water across many cycles of moon and sun.

But soon all the air from our lungs was expired.

As we became slow, dehydrated and tired.

We'd caught, quite quickly, the water that was soft.

It succumbed quickly, we held it victorious, aloft.

Then, by the known process of natural selection

The water that was hard naturally gained our attention.

It was toughened by minerals, charged by ions.

It started a battle that would last for eons.

We'd chase and it'd learn, and sometimes claim one of our own.

It would divide and erode us, seeking to catch us alone.

There was never a treaty, just raw primal chase.

As we battled our creation - the new water race.

There were many victories on each side, but heed the truth of this fable:

Never trust anything with "smart water" on the label.

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