NYC CRIME REPORT - ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

TOP STORIES INCLUDE:

- IN THE BRONX, A HOME EXPLODED, DUE TO A GAS LEAK. WHILE INVESTIGATING THE LEAK, FIREFIGHTERS DISCOVERED A MARIJUANA GROWING OPERATION. THE RESIDENT WAS ARRESTED, ONE FIREFIGHTER WAS KILLED IN THE BLAST.

- CREEPY CLOWN FEVER HITS NYC, AS KNIFE-WIELDING CLOWNS HAVE TWICE BEEN REPORTED TO THE NYPD.

- CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY JIM POLK GIVES HIS OFFHAND LEGAL OPINIONS ON A VARIETY OF NEW YORK CITY CRIME STORIES, RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES OF THE BLOOD-SPATTERED PAGES OF THE NYC TABLOID PRESS. 

ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY IN A COURT OF LAW. 

 

 

 

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