Gobble me, swallow me, its almost Thanksgiving Eve people. Historically, this day is for going back home, showing all the people you've known forever that you've gotten hotter (or stayed hot) and hooking up. We all know that the turkey isn't the only thing getting stuff on the last Thursday of November. But this is just another American tradition that Covid has taken away from us, however it has not stopped the strategic texting over the last week from occurring. 

We also chat about how fantastic it is being single for the holidays, the holidays that see the most ass and the hands down least sexy holiday.

Grab your stretchy pants and grab your headphones, we're getting saucy.