Hillary Clinton "turned into Palpatine" -- the boys break down why corruption makes politicians look like ghouls, then torch Patrick Bet-David and rank AOC's riffing skills against Obama's. Plus: ICP pumps $100M off its Upbit listing, a live Ethereum short on VWAP, Bitcoin up 7% while the S&P bleeds, the Strait of Hormuz getting Dune'd, and a million-dollar portfolio fight over XRP, Chainlink, and HBAR.