It's election season again! Let's spring forward into another episode of Infinite Infinite Jest Jest.

Caitlin and Jenny discover that time is a flat circle, Garth Brooks invented brunch, Ted Cruz invented hypocrisy, and tortellini is the worst. They also slouch against some fireplaces and enter the world of Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries to solve a most dire case: Which character is most likely to tell you to read Infinite Jest? They solve this one in heels.