The boys no longer can meet in Tampa at their secret squirrel club because of the Coronavirus. Whatcha going to do? Take the cannoli, lock the door, and fire up the Zoom. These are the dirty rats, the boys, the goombah’s who have the stones to rant, rave, and poke at the radiculopathy connectors in the bodies of the thin-skinned. The dirty rats don't dance to snakes as that's not what it takes to love them. Enjoy and rest assured, they promise to not stand-up.