Tired of close talkers, unsolicited back-pats, and aggressive huggers? Are you repulsed by plutonic physical contact, or even close proximity by anyone not called Mom, Wife, Son or Daughter? If so, then this episode's for you. Provided you are willing to hedge the fine line of social acceptability, this episode will teach you how to repel social encroachers with extreme prejudice. This podcast does come with a warning, however. Side effects may include extreme social awkwardness, a permanent personal space bubble, and possible legal issues. Cheers!