Russian Lord of the Rings Epic-ness, featuring: “Bitmap Fireworks” & 1956-quality blue/greenscreen. The Russian Gollum. Frodo gets stabbed by Russian-Gangster Ringwraiths on Weathertop (accompanied by odd accordion music?!). Tom Bombadill and Goldberry (aka “Goldenberry” by Nick) tuck in the Hobbits to go nighty-night. And finally…Galadriel has Ring-Fed visions of grander.