After last week's screaming, howling lunacy fest, lets bring it down a little. How about a couple of British auctioneers selling items, and taking bids in such denominations as a "hair house inhabited by a triscuit"? Does that work? Great.

Also, two drunks at a bar discuss how...honestly I don't remember what they discussed. The invention of the train and a grasshopper needle face, I believe? So that probably helps you understand perfectly. Whew!