We back baby! In this one, we updated you on some of the rona news including a deranged train engineer; TSprintMo is now a thing so I hope you finally get coverage; I’d really like for church goers to be smarter than this but oh well; all while we drink a lot more during the crisis, but at least kids started a newspaper to read.

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• Anthony Fauci’s security is stepped up as doctor and face of U.S. coronavirus response receives threats - Philadelphia Inquirer
• Andisheh Nouraee on Georgia’s Stupid Governor - Twitter
• T-Mobile merger with Sprint finalized, Mike Sievert steps up as CEO - Insider
• Pennsylvania pastor announces 'outdoor Easter blowout service' despite social distancing guidelines | TheHill
• This kid-staffed SF newspaper is the coronavirus break we needed. Here’s how it started - SF Chronicle
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