Is 13 America's number?If you're going to be THAT boring, just stay homeWhat did you think? Get vaccinated?Christopher doesn't go the the hospital, except for when he doesDoctors are full of shitOur expert opinion on the uselessness of doctorsChristopher is waiting to go to the doctor until he is 60Too many vaccinesChristopher doesn't think people are stupidThere are no stupid decisions, only stupid peopleTexas woman convicted of a felony for not returning a VHS tapeRenting from the front of the storeThe Super League disaster (Soccer)(America (the best)) Football isn't socialistWhat kind of sport ends in a tie?The Phoenix Wranglers (with cheerleaders)Good players got wrangledHow many types of (real) Football did we have?Christopher: SportsManLive sports aren't boring in personChristopher: "Remember when David Ortiz broke Ted Williams record?" - James: blank stareWhy is the potato gendered?The Mr. in Mr. Potato Head is actually funny and importantThe story of Christopher's Lemon PigScouts is better without the "Boy"BSA created a lot of the early safety procedures for working with kidsChristopher dances around the MaypoleChristopher loves (modern) Germans
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