It mildly haunting with the sounds of creepypasta, the gang are joined by Jacob's girlfriend Mel, they trade creepy stories, swap their own horror movie villains, discuss homosexual wizards, PCP mixed drinks, Jason farts like Squidward's laugh and figures out fish psychology, Ty ponders pumpkin carving phallus, and Jacob makes a fish sound like Mark Wahlberg.

Out of context quote: "Take the phone out of your pussy, ma! Use your mouth!"

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