Keith's new tax strategy: writing off Tokyo omakase against his Nasdaq futures profits — complete with a direct message to the IRS. Then Daryus drops the bomb that XRP, Avalanche, and Chainlink are officially "digital commodities," Bitcoin dips, gold flirts with February lows, and the guys rate every music genre while feuding over K-pop's Oscar moment. Plus sardine struggle meals and the AI trading bot that never traded.